Lung Butter

I knew I should have requested today off last night... I knew it! This morning I can barely breathe, I ache, my head hurts, I've got the runs and I'm coughing up copious amounts of what can only be described as caramel-colored "Lung Butter". That's HUGE chunks of phlegm, folks. Thick enuff to be sliced up and served with a side of Mashed Potatoes.

By the way, enjoy your meal!

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