Lung Butter

[captain_slinky]

I knew I should have requested today off last night... I knew it! This morning I can barely breathe, I ache, my head hurts, I've got the runs and I'm coughing up copious amounts of what can only be described as caramel-colored "Lung Butter". That's HUGE chunks of phlegm, folks. Thick enuff to be sliced up and served with a side of Mashed Potatoes.

By the way, enjoy your meal!

Comments

[spazzychic.livejournal.com]

Poor Slinky.

At least I can't be blamed for you getting sick.

I gave my plague to scarlettina via Miso. :/

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Did you have to miss any work from it? I really can't afford to miss any work :(

[spazzychic.livejournal.com]

No, I tanked my 3 day weekend instead. *sigh*

Better than missing work I suppose.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Just three days to go... I can make it, right? Then I'll have two whole glorious days to collapse and recuperate.