Just in time for Halloween?

[captain_slinky]

CLICK HERE FOR STEVEN SEGAL'S ASIAN EXPERIANCE LIGHTNING BOLT ENERGY DRINK

This is by far the most horrifying drink experience I can think of. First of all, wtf is Steven Segal's "Asian Experience"? Two cans of Sopporo and a Phillipino hooker? Why would I want to drink something that tastes like that?

And really, I can think of SEVERAL cheesy action stars I would rather drink the juices of so I could gain their power.

• Chuck Norris (Walker Texas Ranger Red Raspberry Iced Tea)
  
• Ralph Machio (Karate Kid Kooler)
  
• Jackie Chan (JackieChanInnaCan)
  
• Jean Claude VanDamme (Bloodsportorade)
  
• Dolph Lundgren (Universal Soda)
  
• Kurt Russell (Escape From Dehydration and/or Snake Pliskenergy)

The list could go on and on! But Steven Segal?!?!? I'm just... I can't even put in to words that make sense!

Comments

[owldragon1.livejournal.com]

I thought he already had a drink, Triple Sec.

Oh, wait, didn't they make a sequel that he didn't star in? Sucks to be him.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Well sure, but Tripple Sec as a Sports/Energy drink? I *so* want to go to YOUR fitness club!

[hallerlake.livejournal.com]

It's like Pancho Villa Energy Drink. (Brawling with gringos is a good workout!)

[owldragon1.livejournal.com]

Um, what's this word 'fitness'?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe a "Fitness" is a very large, old boat... used in Civil War times.

[owldragon1.livejournal.com]

Ok, so going with your previous comment, you want to be in the same yacht club as me basically, right? Once I join one, I'll be sure to invite you, and we can then both drink Triple Sec. Good? :)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Well of course! That was my intent all along!

[owldragon1.livejournal.com]

Ya know, if we're ever in the same place, and I can afford alcohol, I'd be perfectly willing to get some and share, though I may need a reminder to actually go buy it.

Maybe this could happen if I somehow end up with the resources to go annoy spazzychic in person. ;)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Good luck!

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and two berrets so we can sit on a rural hillside and discuss zees theeng zey call "Life" :)