Captain's Log

http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix

You'll need speakers. The server crashed on me twice from overload to the server. Once you've got it loaded, I suggest that you not try reloading the page... just manualy click on each button to make it stop playing and clear your board.

So what is it?

It's music. On a grid. Put in random squares to make beautiful music! Draw stuff and you start hearing patterns that just sound like the drawing (a smiley face sounds very happy)! Write your name or initials! Best sounding one I did so far was to write "Molly" (MO on the top and LLY on the bottom).

MUST STOP PLAYING WITH IT! MUST STOP MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC!

Clicke here for the friggin' best bit of comedy to come out of Saturday Night Live since after the drove the "Celebrity Jeopardy" thing in to the ground! Seriously! If for no ther reason than so you can use the line "You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're droppin Hamiltons"!

EDIT: "Mistah Pibb plus Redvines equals CRAYZEE DELICIOUS!"

Why... WHY must I always click? When it says something as mind-numbingly cheesy as "Ditka doing The Grabowski Shuffle with The Grabowskis", WHY MUST I CLICK THERE?!?!?

Luckilly, it's short. An even though it's obviously from The 80's, it still stings like fresh-squeezed lemon juice on the papercuts of my soul.

Click if you dare... or if you just enjoy lemon juice 'n papercuts.

For all those Harry Potter fans on my Friends List, I give you the answer to that age-old hypothetical question:

WHAT IF INSTEAD OF BEING A BLOCKBUSTER STRING OF BOOKS AND MOVIES, THE HARRY POTTER STORY HAD BEEN A LOW-RES 3-MINUTE MUSICAL DANCE NUMBER SET IN THE 80'S?

And now we know. Oh, and yes it's work-safe.

Actually, i was quite impressed by the video! I'd love to see it performed live :)

From the same guy that did the trailer for "The Shining" as a romantic comedy, I give you the TERROR of Titanic and West Side Story.

All are of course work safe :)

CLICK HERE FOR THE MOST "WHOA" MOMENT OF MY WEEK

It's a clip from Stairway to Heaven, the part about the hedgerow and a bustle and all that stuff that makes no sense. But when played backwards, it CLEARLY says "Oh here's to my sweet satan..the one who's little path would make me sad, whose power is satan..he'll give you give you 666 there was a little toolshed where he would make us suffer, sad Satan".

And as we all know, Satan and The Liberals WON back in the early 70's thanks to marketing strategies just like this.

If'n yer Freinds List seems bo have been keelhauled by a vast bounty of "Yarrrr"s today, 'tis 'cuz it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! YARRRRRRRR!!!

In honor of this auspicious occasion, I present to you the short film (about 3-5 minutes in all including the silly commercial and poorly-acted intro Pirates Vs. Ninja from G4TV's "Attack of The Show". It goes in to depth explaining the age-old rivalry between the two factions. Enjoy!