Just in time for Halloween?

[captain_slinky]

CLICK HERE FOR STEVEN SEGAL'S ASIAN EXPERIANCE LIGHTNING BOLT ENERGY DRINK

This is by far the most horrifying drink experience I can think of. First of all, wtf is Steven Segal's "Asian Experience"? Two cans of Sopporo and a Phillipino hooker? Why would I want to drink something that tastes like that?

And really, I can think of SEVERAL cheesy action stars I would rather drink the juices of so I could gain their power.

• Chuck Norris (Walker Texas Ranger Red Raspberry Iced Tea)
  
• Ralph Machio (Karate Kid Kooler)
  
• Jackie Chan (JackieChanInnaCan)
  
• Jean Claude VanDamme (Bloodsportorade)
  
• Dolph Lundgren (Universal Soda)
  
• Kurt Russell (Escape From Dehydration and/or Snake Pliskenergy)

The list could go on and on! But Steven Segal?!?!? I'm just... I can't even put in to words that make sense!

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[owldragon1.livejournal.com]

So I must be nearly a deity, what with 25 years of D&D experience (I was very little when I started). And since 2nd edition doesn't count, and I refused to play it (I stuck with 1st until 3rd arrived), then I'm way ahead of most other players! :)