Just in time for Halloween?

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CLICK HERE FOR STEVEN SEGAL'S ASIAN EXPERIANCE LIGHTNING BOLT ENERGY DRINK

This is by far the most horrifying drink experience I can think of. First of all, wtf is Steven Segal's "Asian Experience"? Two cans of Sopporo and a Phillipino hooker? Why would I want to drink something that tastes like that?

And really, I can think of SEVERAL cheesy action stars I would rather drink the juices of so I could gain their power.

• Chuck Norris (Walker Texas Ranger Red Raspberry Iced Tea)
  
• Ralph Machio (Karate Kid Kooler)
  
• Jackie Chan (JackieChanInnaCan)
  
• Jean Claude VanDamme (Bloodsportorade)
  
• Dolph Lundgren (Universal Soda)
  
• Kurt Russell (Escape From Dehydration and/or Snake Pliskenergy)

The list could go on and on! But Steven Segal?!?!? I'm just... I can't even put in to words that make sense!

Comments

[owldragon1.livejournal.com]

I find this take on 3rd hilarious, since that's exactly how I'd always viewed it, until someone in my current group pointed out the reason they always play things so combat heavy:

The combat rules are so detailed that it's practically a tabletop wargame. (and thus, he felt it was RP-light and combat heavy when compared to other current RPGs)

I guess it really does boil down to the players rather than the game itself! :)