Scorpion King

If you miss just one movie this year, make it "The Scorpion King" starring WWF Superstar "The Rock"! From schizophrenic soundtrack to The Rock's oh-so-out-of-place Miami/Brooklyn accent to the ScrappyDoo-esque supporting characters, this movie deserves a place in the Swords-N-Sorcery Hall Of Shame right along with "Kull The Conqueror", "Masters Of The Universe", and "Dungeons & Dragons".

Bleagh!

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