Scorpion King

[captain_slinky]

If you miss just one movie this year, make it "The Scorpion King" starring WWF Superstar "The Rock"! From schizophrenic soundtrack to The Rock's oh-so-out-of-place Miami/Brooklyn accent to the ScrappyDoo-esque supporting characters, this movie deserves a place in the Swords-N-Sorcery Hall Of Shame right along with "Kull The Conqueror", "Masters Of The Universe", and "Dungeons & Dragons".

Bleagh!

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[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOSH, you've GOT to be KIDDING! You *liked* the Tom Cruiz LeStat? Or just prefer him to the kid in Queen of the Damned?

I have wqay too much energy... I *must* divide my crap in to sub-categories!

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[lilredfh.livejournal.com]

I'm dead serious, Cruise as LeStat was so much better than this kid. i mean if i really have to choose i'd choose Cruise, but if i don't have to choose then i'd hand both of them one way ticket and send some place far away where they shoot actors, not movies. Though they both were probably way better than I'd be as LeStat, heh.
Anyways, any idea which actor would make a good LeStat?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Yer gonna laugh at me. I know it.

Either a very young Rutger Hauer, or (GASP!) Leonardo DiCaprio.

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[lilredfh.livejournal.com]

lolol you killed me with Leonardo, Rutger is way better but he has blue eyes, I have no idea who i'd cast as LeStat, someone dark eyed/haired and erotic and able to seduce crowds, but if i had to name someone specific - impossible, but Leonardo? lololol

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Threw in Leo as a lark :)

Rutger, however... they *do* make colored contact lenses, you know...

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[lilredfh.livejournal.com]

well yeah somehow i did get this info somewhere on the way but he still is blue-eyed Rutger, i mean changing his eye color would be like give blonde curly hair to jack nicholson. ewwwww.