Favorite new guilt-trip

[captain_slinky]

I think it has been long enough now. I think I can start using this; it's the most effective guilt-trip I've ever heard! Better than "Just because little Suzy is doing it doesn't mean *you* have to do it...If little Suzy jumped off a cliff, would *you* do it to?". It's better than "Finish your string-beans...There are starving kids in Indonesia who would KILL for a meal like that!". It even has "Stay in bed or the Boogieman will come out and get you!"! Yes, it tops all those simply because it is all-purpose.

"If you ___________, then the terrorists have practically all ready won. Is *that* what you want? Do you want Osama and his buddies to run rampant through here and start using all your stuff? You want some terrorist using your toothbrush? Hmm?"

Comments

[opaleyes.livejournal.com]

ROTFL. Those terrorist had better keep their grubby little fingers off my toothbrush.