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captain_slinky ([personal profile] captain_slinky) wrote2008-11-11 02:49 pm

Not The Band

So it's not my Lap band! i didn't screw things up! I can stop being full of self-hatred and start focusing on the mystery of WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!

Next stop is on Friday; They'll scan my tummy to see if it's my Gall Bladder!

Meanwhile, now that I know it's not my heart and not my Lap Band I feel that I can just get on with my life and deal with the pain, letting it build and making sure to let everybody know just how much of a self-sacrificing martyr I *truly* am :)

[identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
A man from The County Fire District came by and posted warnings about no open flames within 4 blocks of our apartment... I've been burping and farting like a cow full of Ex-Lax since this all started!