A Short List of Holiday terms That I Feel Are Too Sexually Suggestive for The Holiday Season

[captain_slinky]

Could also be titled "Holiday Phrases that sound obscene when said in a sexy, seductive way". Either way, these terms should be BANNED from Christmas FOREVER... for the children...

• "Stocking Stuffers"
• "Putting the angel on top of the tree"
• "Figgy Pudding"
• "Xmas"
• "Tannenbaum" (it's German)
• "Trimming the Tree"
• "Hand-Blown Ornament"
• "Putting the Baby Jesus in The Manger"
• "Fa-La-La-La-La" (just sounds kinda Gay, and we don't want The Children exposed to that do we? They'll force teachers to teach it in school!)
• "Egg Nog"
• "Round Yon Virgin"
• "Yule Log"

(It helps if you read the whole list with a thick New Jersey "Joey Buttafucco" accent)

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[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I almost put the the word "Dildo" right in the middle of my list, but then realized that might just be a holiday tradition in *my* house...