I'm effing BRILLIANT!!!

[captain_slinky]

This morning while looking in the mirror, I discovered that i can LOOK TEN YEARS YOUNGER just by combing all my hair forward to cover my rapidly retreating hairline! I just comb it over and TAA DAAAAA!!! Hello, Mister 1998! My but you're looking spry and youthful today! Would you care for one of those damn Energy Drinks that kids your age seem so fond of these days before you go and shred a few half-pipes and ollies?

Won't be long till EVERYBODY my age is doing this!

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[pastilla.livejournal.com]

I'm writing this down right away to tell my husband!

Do you have a NAME for this innovative hair placement?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of calling it "The Rejuvo-Sweep".

[pastilla.livejournal.com]

You. Must. Patent.