I'm effing BRILLIANT!!!

[captain_slinky]

This morning while looking in the mirror, I discovered that i can LOOK TEN YEARS YOUNGER just by combing all my hair forward to cover my rapidly retreating hairline! I just comb it over and TAA DAAAAA!!! Hello, Mister 1998! My but you're looking spry and youthful today! Would you care for one of those damn Energy Drinks that kids your age seem so fond of these days before you go and shred a few half-pipes and ollies?

Won't be long till EVERYBODY my age is doing this!

Comments

[michaelbailey.livejournal.com]

I started parting my hair in the in the middle because despite having very thick, very wavy hair my hair line is starting to slightly retreat. It solved two problems at once because in addition to the retreating hairline it also deals with the fact that my hair literally has mind of it's own and going in the middle mitigates this.

[the-4th-doctor.livejournal.com]

1998, eh? Does this mean you're going to listen to some Third Eye Blind while you drive to the "X-Files" movie?

[teegin.livejournal.com]

My hair used to be all the way down my back just shy of my rear. Now it is as smooth as can be on top. Rather than trying to comb over I just went the shave it approach. Makes you look tougher lol. I don't want to look like a suit.

[pastilla.livejournal.com]

I'm writing this down right away to tell my husband!

Do you have a NAME for this innovative hair placement?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of calling it "The Rejuvo-Sweep".

[pastilla.livejournal.com]

You. Must. Patent.

[greenpear.livejournal.com]

I solved the balding problem by just cutting my hair short and ignoring the problem. Without trying to do anything about it I found it looks much better...

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Freak says the only reason your hairline is receding is because your eyebrows are on fire.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

The Hairline is retreating because The Eyebrow Coalition is STRONG! They used to be two separate brow factions, but recently a bond has been growing between them. I just hope they never form an alliance with The Ear and Nostril Hair Uprising!