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captain_slinky) wrote2009-03-10 09:22 am
captain_slinky) wrote2009-03-10 09:22 am
Guilty
I made a pot of chili last week that is SO POTENT, it causes nearly instantaneous gastric emissions. Also, it makes you fart so much you melt your underwear. Big, sloppy, noisy "Loud-N-Proud" farts that can't help but make you smile while everybody is running for cover and speed-reading The Bible just in case this really is The End.
We're both afraid to eat any more of it.
Logically speaking I KNOW that it's darned near impossible to eat a food that will cause instant fartification. I know that your tummy needs time to start digesting and releasing said gasses in to the Rear-Endrical area for expulsion, and that this digestive process can take up to 5 days to complete.
But that don't change the fact that half-way through a bowl of my chili you need to go change your pants.
We're both afraid to eat any more of it.
Logically speaking I KNOW that it's darned near impossible to eat a food that will cause instant fartification. I know that your tummy needs time to start digesting and releasing said gasses in to the Rear-Endrical area for expulsion, and that this digestive process can take up to 5 days to complete.
But that don't change the fact that half-way through a bowl of my chili you need to go change your pants.
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