Follow-Up

[captain_slinky]

I was correct in assuming that my Anus would be angry at me this morning*.

Also, my head and my tummy are still very angry over the whole "Let's just give it a taste shall we" incident last night.

Soon i will have a house full of kids here; I hope that Butt, Belly & Bean can get together and work things out in an amicable cease-fire for the remainder of the day so I don't accidentally tear a child in two.

Also need to finalize all my plans for Saturday and post a final notice for The Mystic Order of The Sacred Slinky...



* (That should totally be the first line of every blog post EVER.)

Comments

[teegin.livejournal.com]

lmao, when I read the line:
"Also need to finalize all my plans for Saturday and post a final notice for The Mystic Order of The Sacred Slinky..."
but I replaced the word "plans" with "pants" on my first read through.
It made me giggle.

[the-4th-doctor.livejournal.com]

That could also be the first line of a really weird crime novel.