The Plan

[captain_slinky]

Occasionally, folks will ask me "Captain, how can you BE so effin' funny?" And I'll usually answer with something along the lines of "Well what I do is i sit at home in a darkened room thinking up witty things to say when/if aomebody says something. I'm all 'If somebody says THIS, then I'll say *this* and that'll be funny, yeah, that'll make them like me' and I make sure to have something funny stored away for every occasion".

This is, sadly, 98% TRUE. For instance, tomorrow...

Tomorrow afternoon I plan to show up at the theater in my full Star Trek uniform (see icon) and then, once I'm there at the ticket booth, I'm going to take a few moments to look over all the various films that are showing and get a really surprised look on my face as I turn to khristle and shout "HONEY, LOOK! THERE'S A NEW STAR TREK MOVIE!!! What a coincidence!!!"

Comments

[teh-dirty-robot.livejournal.com]

HAHAH I hope you really do this.

[the-4th-doctor.livejournal.com]

Pierce, you card, you.

[schizoauthoress.livejournal.com]

XD

[bjorker.livejournal.com]

Poor, poor khristle.

;)

[amberlorien.livejournal.com]

Yes, you do make me laugh. You make me laugh so much that I can't even use the cliche LOL for it anymore. I need a new hip-cool-all-the-kids-will-do-it acronym.

SMML - Slinky Made Me Laugh (hmmm, no)
LUIP - Laughed Until I Peed (more like it)
SCFLAS - Spewed Coffee From Laughing At Slinky (perhaps...)

[kanaetkassad.livejournal.com]

oh my gosh! i was imagining this and i laughed out loud:) very funny!