The Plan

[captain_slinky]

Occasionally, folks will ask me "Captain, how can you BE so effin' funny?" And I'll usually answer with something along the lines of "Well what I do is i sit at home in a darkened room thinking up witty things to say when/if aomebody says something. I'm all 'If somebody says THIS, then I'll say *this* and that'll be funny, yeah, that'll make them like me' and I make sure to have something funny stored away for every occasion".

This is, sadly, 98% TRUE. For instance, tomorrow...

Tomorrow afternoon I plan to show up at the theater in my full Star Trek uniform (see icon) and then, once I'm there at the ticket booth, I'm going to take a few moments to look over all the various films that are showing and get a really surprised look on my face as I turn to khristle and shout "HONEY, LOOK! THERE'S A NEW STAR TREK MOVIE!!! What a coincidence!!!"

Comments

[kanaetkassad.livejournal.com]

oh my gosh! i was imagining this and i laughed out loud:) very funny!