A) Alex is the type of room mate who moved in saying "We'll split the bills, fifty-fifty". Then the firts bills came in and he said "I'm kinda strapped for cash right now... how about you pay this one and then I'll get The Electric Bill". And then when the Electric Bill comes he says "It's really not a good time right now... how about if *you* pay the bills THIS month, I'll get them NEXT month? It would be like you getting a whole month off from having to pay any bills!" and then of course he can't cover the bills next month either because he had to buy a new PS3 and XBox 360. And you can't kick him out because his Dad's the one who signed your lease.

B) We can only hope that Sam Jackson is on that plane so he can say he's SICK of these muthafuckin' Freaks on this Muthafuckin' PLANE!

C) Cats could care less. In their eyes, I'm the one at fault here - I let Alex come in and eat all their food!