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captain_slinky ([personal profile] captain_slinky) wrote2009-06-25 03:11 pm
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WOW!

Michael Jackson, DEAD! http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-death-dead-cardiac-arrest/

Apparently it was a murder/suicide pact with Farrah Fawcett?
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[identity profile] thecookielady.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
I never considered the murder/suicide thing... I figured he was so distraught after hearing about Farrah that he killed himself to prove his love.

[identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
It's obviously connected to the deaths of David Carradine and Ed McMahon, but HOW?!?! It's like a retarded DaVinci Code!

[identity profile] thecookielady.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm... Well, Carradine was, shall we say, a bit on the experiemental side of sex. Which explains his love for Jackson. And, as we've already stated, Jackson and Fawcett were obviously involved somehow. I'm thinking Fawcett must have been doing McMahon on the side, seeing as how he's the holder of the "really big check", if you follow my meaning...

[identity profile] thecookielady.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
We're going straight to hell for this, btw.

[identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure we are... but we'll be brought back for a great big dance number at the end. 'Cuz it's a THRILL-LAAAA...

Also, I'm waiting for reports to say that MJ was found hanging in a closet with David Caradine wrapped around his junk...
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