WOW!

[captain_slinky]

Michael Jackson, DEAD! http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-death-dead-cardiac-arrest/

Apparently it was a murder/suicide pact with Farrah Fawcett?

Comments

[agelesseuridice.livejournal.com]

stunned, just fucking stunned!

[thecookielady.livejournal.com]

I never considered the murder/suicide thing... I figured he was so distraught after hearing about Farrah that he killed himself to prove his love.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

It's obviously connected to the deaths of David Carradine and Ed McMahon, but HOW?!?! It's like a retarded DaVinci Code!

[thecookielady.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Well, Carradine was, shall we say, a bit on the experiemental side of sex. Which explains his love for Jackson. And, as we've already stated, Jackson and Fawcett were obviously involved somehow. I'm thinking Fawcett must have been doing McMahon on the side, seeing as how he's the holder of the "really big check", if you follow my meaning...

[thecookielady.livejournal.com]

We're going straight to hell for this, btw.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Sure we are... but we'll be brought back for a great big dance number at the end. 'Cuz it's a THRILL-LAAAA...

Also, I'm waiting for reports to say that MJ was found hanging in a closet with David Caradine wrapped around his junk...