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captain_slinky ([personal profile] captain_slinky) wrote2009-09-28 06:47 pm

'Nother Million-Dollar Book Idea

I now have started writing a THIRD book, but it's this third book that's gonna make me a celebrity millionaire.

"Taking the Christ out of Christmas: The Most Wonderful Time of The Year for Non-Christians"

Also considered "Christless Christmas", but thought that the "Christ out of Christmas" title was more inflammatory... and I'm really looking for the scandal/heresy of it all to sell my first Billion copies.

Really, all it is going to be is a collection of non-religious Christmas carols, crafts, recipes and stories, devoting one or two pages at most to the religious "Reason For The Season".

I figure that at the very least it'll get me an "Interview" on FOX "News" :)

[identity profile] zachary-cole.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be first in line to buy it!

[identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? With that title, you're more likely to be abused on Fox News...

...unless this is some sort of fetish I was unaware of? You sure you wouldn't rather go back to callcenter work instead?

[identity profile] sasjhwa.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Be sure to send Bill O'Reilly an autographed copy! Heh Heh. And thank Jesus in the dedication. He is the reason for the season after all. :p

[identity profile] bjorker.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
That's actually a really great idea! The market for books pertaining to non-believers has really grown the past few years.