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captain_slinky) wrote2009-11-06 11:11 am
captain_slinky) wrote2009-11-06 11:11 am
Sometimes I worry myself regarding my own Sexuality...
I'm not sure if it's Super-Gay or Super-Uptight-Straight of me that, in addition to my List of Five Chicks I'm Totally Allowed To Sleep With When/If The Occasion Ever Presents Itself*, I also have TWO lists of Dudes I'd do - One for Gay, one for Straight.
FIVE CHICKS I'M ALLOWED TO SLEEP WITH SHOULD THE OCCASION ARRISE
Velma is actually just a place holder till I find an appropriate replacement for Bea Arthur (DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!), and I am fully aware that Lauren Graham just might be "playing for the other team" as it were. Back-ups include pretty much anybody from the cast of AMC's "Mad Men".
THREE GAY DUDES I'D TOTALLY GO GAY FOR
THREE STRAIGHT DUDES I'D TOTALLY GO GAY FOR
*It's important for EVERYONE to have a set of lists like these... just in case. That way, if your spouse finds out, they can't say that they weren't warned.
FIVE CHICKS I'M ALLOWED TO SLEEP WITH SHOULD THE OCCASION ARRISE
- Winonna Ryder
- Velma Hinkley (Yeah, she's a cartoon... jealous?)
- Lois Lane (includes any actress who has played Lois Lane and anyone actually named Lois Lane)
- That British Chick from the Orbitz Gum commercials ("Fabulous!")
- Lauren Graham
Velma is actually just a place holder till I find an appropriate replacement for Bea Arthur (DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!), and I am fully aware that Lauren Graham just might be "playing for the other team" as it were. Back-ups include pretty much anybody from the cast of AMC's "Mad Men".
THREE GAY DUDES I'D TOTALLY GO GAY FOR
- Neil Patrick Harris
- John Waters
- John Barrowman
THREE STRAIGHT DUDES I'D TOTALLY GO GAY FOR
- Jon Hamm
- David Tennant
- William Shatner
*It's important for EVERYONE to have a set of lists like these... just in case. That way, if your spouse finds out, they can't say that they weren't warned.