Sometimes I worry myself regarding my own Sexuality...

[captain_slinky]

I'm not sure if it's Super-Gay or Super-Uptight-Straight of me that, in addition to my List of Five Chicks I'm Totally Allowed To Sleep With When/If The Occasion Ever Presents Itself*, I also have TWO lists of Dudes I'd do - One for Gay, one for Straight.


FIVE CHICKS I'M ALLOWED TO SLEEP WITH SHOULD THE OCCASION ARRISE

• Winonna Ryder
  
• Velma Hinkley (Yeah, she's a cartoon... jealous?)
  
• Lois Lane (includes any actress who has played Lois Lane and anyone actually named Lois Lane)
  
• That British Chick from the Orbitz Gum commercials ("Fabulous!")
  
• Lauren Graham

Velma is actually just a place holder till I find an appropriate replacement for Bea Arthur (DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!), and I am fully aware that Lauren Graham just might be "playing for the other team" as it were. Back-ups include pretty much anybody from the cast of AMC's "Mad Men".

THREE GAY DUDES I'D TOTALLY GO GAY FOR

• Neil Patrick Harris
  
• John Waters
  
• John Barrowman

THREE STRAIGHT DUDES I'D TOTALLY GO GAY FOR

• Jon Hamm
  
• David Tennant
  
• William Shatner

*It's important for EVERYONE to have a set of lists like these... just in case. That way, if your spouse finds out, they can't say that they weren't warned.

Comments

[indigo-tide.livejournal.com]

you are a very interesting special number on the Kinsey scale XD

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Thank you?

[lynna12000.livejournal.com]

I can understand everyone on your list EXCEPT John Waters. You certainly prove you are extremely open minded.

[tigernach.livejournal.com]

the orbitz gum girl is Vanessa Lynn Branch

I'd have to go for a young will shatner, but all the guys are dashing smart and geeky. I totally understand

[ellison.livejournal.com]

I would become a gay man for John Barrowman! And a big hell yes for David Tennant (especially hearing his natural Scottish accent), and Jon Hamm.

...John Waters? Really?

Love the chicks list. My husband has Mandy Moore as his #1, and Erin from the E-insurance commercials as #2. Yes, the cartoon girl. So, I get it, haha!

Maybe my cartoon dude should be Spongebob Squarepants.

My dude list would include John Barrowman and David Tennant for sure, plus Kevin McKidd, Stephen Moyer, and Lee Pace. And Spongebob.

[hollow-stranger.livejournal.com]

See I don't get to keep those lists because it's just me watching television.
But as a warning for if David Tennant randomly appears and you DON'T call me. His nick name on set was David Ten-Inch....I watch to many John Barrowman interviews.