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captain_slinky ([personal profile] captain_slinky) wrote2010-02-19 11:47 am

Nearly driven to the use of Profanity.

Every time I'm sick for more than 3 days, Crystal insists on calling a Nurse to see what we should do.

EVERY STINKIN' TIME we do this, the Nurse says "You need to go to The Emergency Room NOW".

So last night we went to The Emergency Room fr my sleepiness, headache, tummy ache and weirdly sore hands.

Diagnosis was Dehydration and "a Virus". Go home, sleep, plenty of liquids, blah blah blah... all of this after an X-Ray, MRI and an IV full of some drug that I had an "Adverse Reaction" to.

My plan had already been to just stay at home, get plenty of rest, drink lots of fluids...

[identity profile] pete23.livejournal.com 2010-02-19 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I just let everything run, never go to the doctor... So I'm guaranteed to get 51-hour Ebola and explode in a welter of blood in some socially embarassing scenario. Maybe a Bar Mitzvah.

[identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com 2010-02-20 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
dude, that youtube video would be AWESOME.

/inappropriate comment