captain_slinky | Zombie Dream

I LOVE the Undead! Zombies are my favorite genre of horror. Not Voo-Doo Zombies, but your good old Romero-esque PLAGUE of ZOMBIES. For a good chunk of my life, I envied my old frined Alex because he woudl have terrifying Zombie nightmares... OOOOH how I envied his nightmares! All I would get are those nightmares about showing up at school nekid or having Ronald McDonald chase me around my grandmother's back yard in a tractor that was also a fireworks display.

Anyway.

Last night, I got to have my Zombie Nightmare. Only it was STUPID. The *elements* were all there; 80% of the people in the world were gone, deserted streets, fear that The Dead could catch us at any time... Only instead of being with people I love and/or admire, you know who I was in this dream with?

JIMMY KIMMEL and TOM ARNOLD

That's right... the human race is dying, I'm running from zombies, and the people who have survived with me are that guy from "The Man Show" and the guy who was married to Rosanne.

I want a *GOOD* Zombie Dream, dammit!

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Hey, I don't see how Tom Arnold could be a bad companion at the end of the world. I mean, the guy is pretty funny, so at least you'll go out laughing.

Oh, and I forgot to mention... both of them were being very *serious* about everything. No jovial carrying-on or joking around at all. It was just a terribly mis-cast horror film, I guess :(

Ack, well that just sucks. You should get your money back.

My mind boggles at what may be your choice as 'End of the World' companions. I have a feeling that "lactating, pregnant sl*ts" may be on your list, so I'm going to drop it before you actually tell me. :P

You gotta add "Shaved", "Bi-Sexual", and "Girl Scout" to that title before I would buy the magazine!

I love zombies too. xD They're fucking scary, but I'm still fascinated with them. xD

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