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captain_slinky ([personal profile] captain_slinky) wrote2013-05-23 07:57 am
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Weird Crime

I'm pretty sure somebody broke into our house last night and replaced my arms and legs with concrete cinder blocks. They also may have filled my head with half-cooked oatmeal and then sealed it tight, feels like it's expanding in there.

Why couldn't they have just taken all our stuff???
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[identity profile] whiskeyjack.livejournal.com 2013-05-24 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
That same guy was here!

[identity profile] sasjhwa.livejournal.com 2013-05-24 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You are going to have a very hard time scraping the dried outmeal out of your head.

[identity profile] colloween.livejournal.com 2013-05-26 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm pretty sure somebody broke into our house last night and" had me in an immediate panic.

oh, you....

when will I learn?
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