Weird Crime

[captain_slinky]

I'm pretty sure somebody broke into our house last night and replaced my arms and legs with concrete cinder blocks. They also may have filled my head with half-cooked oatmeal and then sealed it tight, feels like it's expanding in there.

Why couldn't they have just taken all our stuff???

Comments

[whiskeyjack.livejournal.com]

That same guy was here!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I blame Obama, as always.

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

You are going to have a very hard time scraping the dried outmeal out of your head.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Meh. I'll just leave it there and sacrifice my Security Deposit when I move out, let the new tenants deal with it :/

[colloween.livejournal.com]

"I'm pretty sure somebody broke into our house last night and" had me in an immediate panic.

oh, you....

when will I learn?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I hope to some day have you conditioned to the point where if the subject line says "I've got 'The Big C'", your first thought will be "Captain Slinky has Cookies?" instead of "OMG CANCER" :)