Weird Crime

[captain_slinky]

I'm pretty sure somebody broke into our house last night and replaced my arms and legs with concrete cinder blocks. They also may have filled my head with half-cooked oatmeal and then sealed it tight, feels like it's expanding in there.

Why couldn't they have just taken all our stuff???

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[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Meh. I'll just leave it there and sacrifice my Security Deposit when I move out, let the new tenants deal with it :/