On the Radio

[captain_slinky]

I will be on 107.7 The End today at around 3pm, trying out for a spot on DJ Na-Name's "Team No-Name".

He's looking for 4 people who are overweight, out of shape, and don't do any real exercise to form a team that will ride Mountain Bikes from Seattle to Portland. If I get on the team, I'll get a $600 Mountain Bike, a helmet, gloves, team shirt, all this crap. So hey, why not? So far, i think I'm MUCH more likely to be chosen for the team than any of these fools who have tried out so far. People who think they are "fat" because they've gained 10 Lbs since High School. Fat? FAT??? You ain't FAT! You ain't NUTHIN'!

Comments

[bghsmith.livejournal.com]

Ya call that fat? {Grabs large hand full of fat on stomach) Now that is FAT my friend! Ya want fat? I have boobs...ON MY BACK!
Shesh, 10lbs...I lose that much weight with a good BM!

[dotgirl.livejournal.com]

you understand, right, that if you actually get accepted onto this team, they'll want you to ride on a bike from seattle to portland. that's seattle washington to portland oregon. and as i recall, you get all tired and out of breath just driving from seattle to portland ...

Word up!

[the-lunchbox.livejournal.com]

Ding Dong, man! Are you sure it's not Portland, Maine? Now THAT would suck.
Do us round ones proud.

Good luck!

[deensey.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun. Work, but fun! Actually, it sounds like sheer torture, but if the seperated at birth kid sister can't encourage you who can?