On the Radio

[captain_slinky]

I will be on 107.7 The End today at around 3pm, trying out for a spot on DJ Na-Name's "Team No-Name".

He's looking for 4 people who are overweight, out of shape, and don't do any real exercise to form a team that will ride Mountain Bikes from Seattle to Portland. If I get on the team, I'll get a $600 Mountain Bike, a helmet, gloves, team shirt, all this crap. So hey, why not? So far, i think I'm MUCH more likely to be chosen for the team than any of these fools who have tried out so far. People who think they are "fat" because they've gained 10 Lbs since High School. Fat? FAT??? You ain't FAT! You ain't NUTHIN'!

Comments

[dotgirl.livejournal.com]

you understand, right, that if you actually get accepted onto this team, they'll want you to ride on a bike from seattle to portland. that's seattle washington to portland oregon. and as i recall, you get all tired and out of breath just driving from seattle to portland ...

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[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah... but a fella can try, can't he? Besides, maybe I'll just have Crystal give me a ride most of the way :)