On the Radio

[captain_slinky]

I will be on 107.7 The End today at around 3pm, trying out for a spot on DJ Na-Name's "Team No-Name".

He's looking for 4 people who are overweight, out of shape, and don't do any real exercise to form a team that will ride Mountain Bikes from Seattle to Portland. If I get on the team, I'll get a $600 Mountain Bike, a helmet, gloves, team shirt, all this crap. So hey, why not? So far, i think I'm MUCH more likely to be chosen for the team than any of these fools who have tried out so far. People who think they are "fat" because they've gained 10 Lbs since High School. Fat? FAT??? You ain't FAT! You ain't NUTHIN'!

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[bghsmith.livejournal.com]

Ya call that fat? {Grabs large hand full of fat on stomach) Now that is FAT my friend! Ya want fat? I have boobs...ON MY BACK!
Shesh, 10lbs...I lose that much weight with a good BM!

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[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I eat kids like that for breakfast by the fistful... I wipe more crap out of my ass after taking DUMP than they got in fat!

I'll show 'em... I'll show 'em ALL!

[dotgirl.livejournal.com]

you understand, right, that if you actually get accepted onto this team, they'll want you to ride on a bike from seattle to portland. that's seattle washington to portland oregon. and as i recall, you get all tired and out of breath just driving from seattle to portland ...

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[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah... but a fella can try, can't he? Besides, maybe I'll just have Crystal give me a ride most of the way :)

Word up!

[the-lunchbox.livejournal.com]

Ding Dong, man! Are you sure it's not Portland, Maine? Now THAT would suck.
Do us round ones proud.

Re: Word up!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Ding dong, man... ding dong, yo.

And I'll listen to Weird Al Yankovick all the way down there!

Good luck!

[deensey.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun. Work, but fun! Actually, it sounds like sheer torture, but if the seperated at birth kid sister can't encourage you who can?

Re: Good luck!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Man, Mom must have had a tough time with our birth! 3 years of labor between twins! AAAARGH!!!

I wonder if I'm the good twin or the *evil* twin?

Re: Good luck!

[deensey.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you like to know.......

Really, the reason we were separated is we are both the evil twin!

Re: Good luck!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Maybe we were triplets, only I ate the good one? Yeah, that's probably it.

Re: Good luck!

[deensey.livejournal.com]

Hrmmm.....

Yes that would explain alot wouldn't it?

Re: Good luck!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Hey, completely of topic, I love the Cleopatra icon you've got! I thopught that show was WAY under-rated, and should have been the new Xena! Same with Jack Of All Trades... Loves me a good post-revolutionary superhero spy story!

Re: Good luck!

[deensey.livejournal.com]

Thank you. They were both kick ass shows. Unfortunately, i think the spiralling production costs combined with the syndication of the previous shows (xena and hercules) and a glut of that 'type' of show sorta killed the whole genre. Ah well, i'm hoping for a comeback!

Re: Good luck!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Yeah... You and me, we can hold our breath till that happens. Meanwhile, I think there's a better chance of The Tick getting renewed for another season!