captain_slinky: (Smile)
captain_slinky ([personal profile] captain_slinky) wrote2014-07-01 11:39 am

Security Systems of the Poor & Meek

When I moved in to my own apartment for the first time with no room mates, I was very afraid that somebody would break in while I was at work and steal all my stuff. And so in order to deter potential criminals, I played my "Bob & Doug McKenzie's Great White North Album" on repeat for the entire ten hours I was away at work every day.



It's perfect because it just sounds like two guys talking and getting drunk. Burglars would HAVE to assume that there were people inside, right?

However, if I had it all to do over again? I wouldn't choose Bob & Doug. No, I'd choose good old-fashioned CIRCUS MUSIC. 'Cuz ain't NOBODY breaking in to an apartment that has "DOOT DOOT DOODLY-DOOT DOO DOO DOOO" playing at full blast!
aurora77: (Pinup)

[personal profile] aurora77 2014-07-01 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never heard this album. It's pretty much what I thought it would be. Still funny.

[identity profile] snarky-imp.livejournal.com 2014-07-01 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Leave circus music blaring as my neighbor and I'll break down your door myself. :P

[identity profile] supernovame.livejournal.com 2014-07-02 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
If you could throw in an evil clown laugh occasionally that would do it.