Security Systems of the Poor & Meek

[captain_slinky]

When I moved in to my own apartment for the first time with no room mates, I was very afraid that somebody would break in while I was at work and steal all my stuff. And so in order to deter potential criminals, I played my "Bob & Doug McKenzie's Great White North Album" on repeat for the entire ten hours I was away at work every day.

It's perfect because it just sounds like two guys talking and getting drunk. Burglars would HAVE to assume that there were people inside, right?

However, if I had it all to do over again? I wouldn't choose Bob & Doug. No, I'd choose good old-fashioned CIRCUS MUSIC. 'Cuz ain't NOBODY breaking in to an apartment that has "DOOT DOOT DOODLY-DOOT DOO DOO DOOO" playing at full blast!

Comments

[aurora77]

I've never heard this album. It's pretty much what I thought it would be. Still funny.

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

Leave circus music blaring as my neighbor and I'll break down your door myself. :P

[supernovame.livejournal.com]

If you could throw in an evil clown laugh occasionally that would do it.