SUPER FOODS!!!
Lemon, Avocado, Ginger and Coconut... THOSE are the four ancient secret super-foods that will grant you (near) immortality! It's these four foods that have been handed down from generation to generation as the secret that every shaman, medicine-man and healer through the years has sworn by! So says the Meme I just saw!
(Please disregard all previous similar claims by Grapefruit, Olive Oil, Oat Bran, Blueberries, Celery, Leeks, Ginseng, Honey, Broccoli, Artichokes, Cranberries, Beets, Turnips, Spinach, Eggplant, Cabbage, Alfalfa Sprouts, Turnip Greens, Almonds, Almond Milk, Soy Milk, Tofu, Walnuts, Sweet Potato, Yams, Asparagus, Okra, Pomegranate, Papaya and Apples - those thing's will KILL YOU!)
(Please disregard all previous similar claims by Grapefruit, Olive Oil, Oat Bran, Blueberries, Celery, Leeks, Ginseng, Honey, Broccoli, Artichokes, Cranberries, Beets, Turnips, Spinach, Eggplant, Cabbage, Alfalfa Sprouts, Turnip Greens, Almonds, Almond Milk, Soy Milk, Tofu, Walnuts, Sweet Potato, Yams, Asparagus, Okra, Pomegranate, Papaya and Apples - those thing's will KILL YOU!)