SUPER FOODS!!!

[captain_slinky]

Lemon, Avocado, Ginger and Coconut... THOSE are the four ancient secret super-foods that will grant you (near) immortality! It's these four foods that have been handed down from generation to generation as the secret that every shaman, medicine-man and healer through the years has sworn by! So says the Meme I just saw!

(Please disregard all previous similar claims by Grapefruit, Olive Oil, Oat Bran, Blueberries, Celery, Leeks, Ginseng, Honey, Broccoli, Artichokes, Cranberries, Beets, Turnips, Spinach, Eggplant, Cabbage, Alfalfa Sprouts, Turnip Greens, Almonds, Almond Milk, Soy Milk, Tofu, Walnuts, Sweet Potato, Yams, Asparagus, Okra, Pomegranate, Papaya and Apples - those thing's will KILL YOU!)

Comments

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

I smell a webcomic in the making! Super Foods! Heroes of Hell's Kitchen!

[aurora77]

Pfft. People will always want to believe there's an easy solution, and so long as there's money to be made selling the products, the companies will keep advertising these things.

I just try not to eat too much of any one thing in my diet (a little difficult at the moment, since it's limited) and try to avoid processed foods. I figure almost everything I eat has been, is, or will be a "super food" at some point for some reason, and anything in moderation shouldn't be too bad, even if it turns out to not be so good for us.

[lynna12000.livejournal.com]

Chocolate and Rice Pudding will fix anything that ails you. Trust me, I KNOW these things. I am an auntie after all.