The Sh*tlist

[captain_slinky]

New Guy at werk is already on my list, and I don't even know his name! He stole my seat! The seat I spent hours locating and cultivating! The seat I groomed to my own personal tastes! The chair has my ass-groove in it! The DVR is set with all MY shows!

So now all I have to do is decide if I should use the Hose, or the Chain. One way or another, HE WILL PAY FOR THIS INSULT!!!

Comments

[zannah.livejournal.com]

How did he steal your seat? I'm unfamiliar with the seating ways of your office.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Until we get in to The New Building (some time in July), we currently have "Festival Seating" at the call center. First come first serve. No assigned desks.

So really, he's totaly within his rights to take it. But it's MINE!

[tigernach.livejournal.com]

couldn't you just... jump up on the desk, grunt and woop, and let him know you've already claimed the spot? or even better, pee on the chair?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I already took a dump on the monitor... yout hink I should also pee?

[tigernach.livejournal.com]

ooh definitley.