The Sh*tlist

[captain_slinky]

New Guy at werk is already on my list, and I don't even know his name! He stole my seat! The seat I spent hours locating and cultivating! The seat I groomed to my own personal tastes! The chair has my ass-groove in it! The DVR is set with all MY shows!

So now all I have to do is decide if I should use the Hose, or the Chain. One way or another, HE WILL PAY FOR THIS INSULT!!!

Comments

[tigernach.livejournal.com]

couldn't you just... jump up on the desk, grunt and woop, and let him know you've already claimed the spot? or even better, pee on the chair?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I already took a dump on the monitor... yout hink I should also pee?

[tigernach.livejournal.com]

ooh definitley.