The Sh*tlist

[captain_slinky]

New Guy at werk is already on my list, and I don't even know his name! He stole my seat! The seat I spent hours locating and cultivating! The seat I groomed to my own personal tastes! The chair has my ass-groove in it! The DVR is set with all MY shows!

So now all I have to do is decide if I should use the Hose, or the Chain. One way or another, HE WILL PAY FOR THIS INSULT!!!

Comments

[greenpear.livejournal.com]

Shoot him, it will teach him a lesson...

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I considered shooting, but werk has a strict "No Firearms" policy :(

Looks like it'll have to be a good old-fashioned ass-whuppin'.

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Cash, credit, or barter/exchange?

And, why the chain? I'd imagine a bullwhip would be more appropriate...

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

You'd *think* a bullwhip is in order here, but NO! After the LAST incident they added a strict "No Bullwhips" rule to the Employee Handbook :(

Looks like it'll just have to be a good old-fashioned ass-whuppin'.

[zannah.livejournal.com]

How did he steal your seat? I'm unfamiliar with the seating ways of your office.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Until we get in to The New Building (some time in July), we currently have "Festival Seating" at the call center. First come first serve. No assigned desks.

So really, he's totaly within his rights to take it. But it's MINE!

[tigernach.livejournal.com]

couldn't you just... jump up on the desk, grunt and woop, and let him know you've already claimed the spot? or even better, pee on the chair?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I already took a dump on the monitor... yout hink I should also pee?

[tigernach.livejournal.com]

ooh definitley.

[teegin.livejournal.com]

What someone in our corner! String the bastard up. Did you use my spot? Who was it?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Actually, there was someone else entirely in your spot. Our spots have been consumed by the Quasi-Daywalkers!

[amberlorien.livejournal.com]

At what freakin' job do you get a DVR? And are you hiring?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

When you work for Comcast, you get free DVR, free every-frickin-channel-on-tv, free High-speed internet, Half-price Comcast Digital Phone service, kick-ass insurance, an employee stock purchase plan, 401k, monthly competitions for prizes, and free swag you can sell on Ebay for an extra added bonus!

And yes we are hiring! On a monthly basis! Put in an aplication at comcast.com, be sure to put me as a reference!

The down-side is that you would have to drive to South Everett/Lynnwood for your job. You can handle that, right?

[amberlorien.livejournal.com]

Ugh - I have 2 relatives that work for Comcast and they hate it other than the great perks, that is. I constantly see commercials for "joining the team as an Acct Exec." Yeah, right. I don't do sales even though my husband and I would joyously love not paying $130/month for cable like we do.

I actually did freelance for them before they Comcast when I was in college but it was the podunk local station in middle-of-nowhere-western-NJ.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

The Tech Support end of working here is MUCH better than Sales. And we clear $180 worth of free services each month! That's all I'm sayin'...