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[captain_slinky]

Which is a Skankier profession; Topless Waitress, or Bikini Coffee Barrista?

I have a feeling that those lingerie coffee ladies think that they're way classier than Topless Waitresses, but in my book they're about even. i think it's 'cuz both occupations try to make small talk by bringing up their kids. Hey lady! i don't CARE if little Cody is turning three next weekend! Just because *I* brought in *MY* kid doesn't mean i want to hear about YOURS! Now bring me another drink and make with the bouncy-bouncy before i gotta speak with your Shift Supervisor!

Comments

[cunninggod.livejournal.com]

Amen brother!

[teegin.livejournal.com]

So ahh... Tities with ya coffee?

[martiniandrossi.livejournal.com]

I used to waitress at the strip club downtown. Not topless of course, but every half-hour we had to clean off the stage.. I've wiped up bodily fluids that I really don't even want to tell you about, and I doubt you'd want to know :)

So where does that put them now?