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[captain_slinky]

Which is a Skankier profession; Topless Waitress, or Bikini Coffee Barrista?

I have a feeling that those lingerie coffee ladies think that they're way classier than Topless Waitresses, but in my book they're about even. i think it's 'cuz both occupations try to make small talk by bringing up their kids. Hey lady! i don't CARE if little Cody is turning three next weekend! Just because *I* brought in *MY* kid doesn't mean i want to hear about YOURS! Now bring me another drink and make with the bouncy-bouncy before i gotta speak with your Shift Supervisor!

Comments

[cunninggod.livejournal.com]

Amen brother!

[teegin.livejournal.com]

So ahh... Tities with ya coffee?

[martiniandrossi.livejournal.com]

I used to waitress at the strip club downtown. Not topless of course, but every half-hour we had to clean off the stage.. I've wiped up bodily fluids that I really don't even want to tell you about, and I doubt you'd want to know :)

So where does that put them now?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Same place i think... most "Bikini Barristas" I've ever talked with complain about how many of their customers think it's real clever to drive up to the window with their junk hanging out, saying "here's your tip, Baby..."

At least in a topless bar if a customer does that, the girl has the satisfaction of having the Bouncer trash the dude.

[martiniandrossi.livejournal.com]

.. or one of the girls stomp his nuts with her crazy-ass stripper heels :)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Oooooh! I usually have to pay EXTRA for that!

[martiniandrossi.livejournal.com]

lol