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captain_slinky ([personal profile] captain_slinky) wrote2009-06-20 01:34 pm

WTF could it be???

Molly and Crystal are on heir way out to buy me SOMETHING for Fathers Day.

She has no idea how much it costs.

She is unable to research it on-line.

She couldn't comparison-shop to get the best deal.

She called and confirmed that the place she is buying it from is still open today.

WHAT COULD IT BE?!?!?

[identity profile] dotgirl.livejournal.com 2009-06-20 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It's so obvious. I can't believe you can't figure it out.

[identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com 2009-06-20 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I figure it's either a Puppy or a Hooker. Either way, I'm gettin' lucky tonight!

[identity profile] dotgirl.livejournal.com 2009-06-20 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Ding! Ding! Ding!

[identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com 2009-06-21 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
14 weasels in a burlap sack.

[identity profile] hallerlake.livejournal.com 2009-06-21 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Meth

[identity profile] strryeyedgrrl.livejournal.com 2009-06-21 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
A live goat. You can't research that shit online, man, you have to be there in person to just be one with the goat.

[identity profile] thecookielady.livejournal.com 2009-06-21 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Kaiti's hoping it's a puppy.

Personally, I think they're headed to Spatula City. It is, after all, a special holiday.

[identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com 2009-06-21 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
"My! Wherever did you get that Spatula?"

[identity profile] thecookielady.livejournal.com 2009-06-21 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
"SPATULA CITY! spatula city!"

Please do keep us posted. If I'm right, I want a picture :)

[identity profile] con-grazia.livejournal.com 2009-06-21 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
A glass eye.

[identity profile] teegin.livejournal.com 2009-06-21 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh it has to be a tie. Every Dad gets a tie on Father's Day.

[identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com 2009-06-22 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I was HOPING for a mayonnaise jar full of toenails :(

[identity profile] teegin.livejournal.com 2009-06-22 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope it's POT!