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Molly and Crystal are on heir way out to buy me SOMETHING for Fathers Day.

She has no idea how much it costs.

She is unable to research it on-line.

She couldn't comparison-shop to get the best deal.

She called and confirmed that the place she is buying it from is still open today.

WHAT COULD IT BE?!?!?

Date: 2009-06-20 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dotgirl.livejournal.com
It's so obvious. I can't believe you can't figure it out.

Date: 2009-06-20 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
I figure it's either a Puppy or a Hooker. Either way, I'm gettin' lucky tonight!

Date: 2009-06-20 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dotgirl.livejournal.com
Ding! Ding! Ding!

Date: 2009-06-21 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com
14 weasels in a burlap sack.

Date: 2009-06-21 02:16 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-06-21 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strryeyedgrrl.livejournal.com
A live goat. You can't research that shit online, man, you have to be there in person to just be one with the goat.

Date: 2009-06-21 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thecookielady.livejournal.com
Kaiti's hoping it's a puppy.

Personally, I think they're headed to Spatula City. It is, after all, a special holiday.

Date: 2009-06-21 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
"My! Wherever did you get that Spatula?"

Date: 2009-06-21 09:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thecookielady.livejournal.com
"SPATULA CITY! spatula city!"

Please do keep us posted. If I'm right, I want a picture :)

Date: 2009-06-21 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] con-grazia.livejournal.com
A glass eye.

Date: 2009-06-21 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teegin.livejournal.com
Oh it has to be a tie. Every Dad gets a tie on Father's Day.

Date: 2009-06-22 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
I was HOPING for a mayonnaise jar full of toenails :(

Date: 2009-06-22 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teegin.livejournal.com
Nope it's POT!

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