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captain_slinky) wrote2012-04-27 09:16 am
captain_slinky) wrote2012-04-27 09:16 am
100 THINGS CHALLENGE (004 - "Doctor")
This battle is not AT ALL what I expected a "Doctor" battle to be...
Vs. 
From the Google Image Search of the word "Doctor", the first non-generic image was of Doctor Mister T (aka "DR.MR.T"), because after having beat up Rocky and driving a DC Cab and running from the government for war crimes he didn't commit, Mr. T then went in to the Medical Profession. "AH NEED TEN SEE-SEE'S OF PIDDYDAFOO, STAT!!!"
And from Yahoo Images, just *barely* before a picture of David Tennant as Doctor Who, comes Amelia Pond holding an Amelia Pond Action Figure (aka "MetAmelia"). Just exactly how a companion beats out the actual doctor in a search result is beyond me, but who am I to argue with this? This is SCIENCE!
THE SCENARIO:
Dr.Mr.T: OH MAH GAH IDZ AMY PAHN! AH PIDDY DA FOO WHAT DON'T LOVE DOCTAH HOO! DOCTAH HOO WUZ MAH INSPUHRATION FO BECOMIN' A DOCTAH!
MetAmelia: Oh! Well! I... Uhm, first of all, thank you so much! I'm actually Karen Gillan, I play the *character* of Amy Pond on the BBC science-fiction show "Doctor Who". It's always nice to meet a fan!
Dr.Mr.T: AMELIA POND YOU MESSIN WIF MAH MIND! YOU SOME SORTA RIGELIAN SHAPE-SHIFTAH? IMMA PUMMEL YOU FO THE DOCTAH!
MetAmelia: Oh please don't! Here... I'll give you this Amy Pond action figure if you just don't hurt me. PLEASE don't hurt me...
Dr.Mr.T: (With fist raised like he's going to punch MetAmelia, serious look on his face, he suddenly untenses and a smile spreads across his face) HEH HEH HEH... AMELIA POND, YOU'S ALL RIGHT! (takes the action figure and admires it)
MetAmelia: Well okay then! So... should I just... y'know...
Dr.Mr.T: HUH? OH RIGHT... JUST GET YOSELF UP ON DAT TABLE AND PUT YO FEET IN THE STIRRUPS. I PITTY DA FOO WHAT DON'T GET A PAP SMEAR ONNA REGULAR BASIS!
(That's right... Dr.Mr.T OB/Gyn!)
WINNER: AMELIA POND for remembering to get her annual check-up :)
Vs. From the Google Image Search of the word "Doctor", the first non-generic image was of Doctor Mister T (aka "DR.MR.T"), because after having beat up Rocky and driving a DC Cab and running from the government for war crimes he didn't commit, Mr. T then went in to the Medical Profession. "AH NEED TEN SEE-SEE'S OF PIDDYDAFOO, STAT!!!"
And from Yahoo Images, just *barely* before a picture of David Tennant as Doctor Who, comes Amelia Pond holding an Amelia Pond Action Figure (aka "MetAmelia"). Just exactly how a companion beats out the actual doctor in a search result is beyond me, but who am I to argue with this? This is SCIENCE!
THE SCENARIO:
Dr.Mr.T: OH MAH GAH IDZ AMY PAHN! AH PIDDY DA FOO WHAT DON'T LOVE DOCTAH HOO! DOCTAH HOO WUZ MAH INSPUHRATION FO BECOMIN' A DOCTAH!
MetAmelia: Oh! Well! I... Uhm, first of all, thank you so much! I'm actually Karen Gillan, I play the *character* of Amy Pond on the BBC science-fiction show "Doctor Who". It's always nice to meet a fan!
Dr.Mr.T: AMELIA POND YOU MESSIN WIF MAH MIND! YOU SOME SORTA RIGELIAN SHAPE-SHIFTAH? IMMA PUMMEL YOU FO THE DOCTAH!
MetAmelia: Oh please don't! Here... I'll give you this Amy Pond action figure if you just don't hurt me. PLEASE don't hurt me...
Dr.Mr.T: (With fist raised like he's going to punch MetAmelia, serious look on his face, he suddenly untenses and a smile spreads across his face) HEH HEH HEH... AMELIA POND, YOU'S ALL RIGHT! (takes the action figure and admires it)
MetAmelia: Well okay then! So... should I just... y'know...
Dr.Mr.T: HUH? OH RIGHT... JUST GET YOSELF UP ON DAT TABLE AND PUT YO FEET IN THE STIRRUPS. I PITTY DA FOO WHAT DON'T GET A PAP SMEAR ONNA REGULAR BASIS!
(That's right... Dr.Mr.T OB/Gyn!)
WINNER: AMELIA POND for remembering to get her annual check-up :)
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