100 THINGS CHALLENGE (004 - "Doctor")

[captain_slinky]

This battle is not AT ALL what I expected a "Doctor" battle to be...

Vs.

From the Google Image Search of the word "Doctor", the first non-generic image was of Doctor Mister T (aka "DR.MR.T"), because after having beat up Rocky and driving a DC Cab and running from the government for war crimes he didn't commit, Mr. T then went in to the Medical Profession. "AH NEED TEN SEE-SEE'S OF PIDDYDAFOO, STAT!!!"

And from Yahoo Images, just *barely* before a picture of David Tennant as Doctor Who, comes Amelia Pond holding an Amelia Pond Action Figure (aka "MetAmelia"). Just exactly how a companion beats out the actual doctor in a search result is beyond me, but who am I to argue with this? This is SCIENCE!

THE SCENARIO:
Dr.Mr.T: OH MAH GAH IDZ AMY PAHN! AH PIDDY DA FOO WHAT DON'T LOVE DOCTAH HOO! DOCTAH HOO WUZ MAH INSPUHRATION FO BECOMIN' A DOCTAH!

MetAmelia: Oh! Well! I... Uhm, first of all, thank you so much! I'm actually Karen Gillan, I play the *character* of Amy Pond on the BBC science-fiction show "Doctor Who". It's always nice to meet a fan!

Dr.Mr.T: AMELIA POND YOU MESSIN WIF MAH MIND! YOU SOME SORTA RIGELIAN SHAPE-SHIFTAH? IMMA PUMMEL YOU FO THE DOCTAH!

MetAmelia: Oh please don't! Here... I'll give you this Amy Pond action figure if you just don't hurt me. PLEASE don't hurt me...

Dr.Mr.T: (With fist raised like he's going to punch MetAmelia, serious look on his face, he suddenly untenses and a smile spreads across his face) HEH HEH HEH... AMELIA POND, YOU'S ALL RIGHT! (takes the action figure and admires it)

MetAmelia: Well okay then! So... should I just... y'know...

Dr.Mr.T: HUH? OH RIGHT... JUST GET YOSELF UP ON DAT TABLE AND PUT YO FEET IN THE STIRRUPS. I PITTY DA FOO WHAT DON'T GET A PAP SMEAR ONNA REGULAR BASIS!

(That's right... Dr.Mr.T OB/Gyn!)

WINNER: AMELIA POND for remembering to get her annual check-up :)

Comments

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

Piddydafoo (TM by Gonnagityoosucka Inc.) is being hailed by the FDA as the new wonder drug of the 21st century. Developed by Dr. Mr. T back in the 1980s, It is cheap to make and the supply and is made from the extract of flop sweat with an infusion of Grrrr! So far it has proven effective against cancer, typhoid, self consciousness, heart disease, toe disease, and lip rabies. The only known side effects are excessive gas and unusual cranial hair growth in bald men. Dr. Mr. T is not only the creator, he is also a patient.

[aurora77]

...

I have no words.

XD