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captain_slinky ([personal profile] captain_slinky) wrote2003-07-18 09:36 am
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What three things do you expect you will see once you get to Hell (assuming that there IS a Heaven and a Hell regardless of your own personal beliefs or lack there of, and that NO ONE is perfect enough to make it in to Heaven)?

For me, it's

(1) Many Religious leaders going "Crap! I was wrong!"

(2) DJ Jazzy Strom Thurmond & His Funky Bunch spinning the tunes

(3) Pastel colors EVERYWHERE.
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[identity profile] zannah.livejournal.com 2003-07-18 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I know that you didn't want me to go on this route, but... why does heaven exist if no one is perfect enough to get in to it? I mean. What a waste?

My idea of hell (in the theoretical sense, since I don't think I actually believe in hell) is like those Japanese coffin hotels, except that instead of vertical, it's horizontal. So everyone is standing with their heads poking out, instead of lying down. So when I say "there's a space for you in hell", usually I'm referring to a little plug-in space right between your two worst enemies.

[identity profile] daleth.livejournal.com 2003-07-18 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I think it's obvious that Bob Sagget is Satan, and the Olsen twins his two arch demons. I imagine hell will mostly consist of being forced to watch reruns of 90s family sitcoms.

[identity profile] all-new-me.livejournal.com 2003-07-18 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
1) Porn stars pointed at me and laughing. They are all wearing signs that say "you were never perfect enough to get into heaven and don't feel foolish because you could have been us"

2) Captain Kirk is the narrator and you have to listen to him all day long over the loudspeakers

3) only those that you find completely hideous are even remotely attracted to you.

[identity profile] opaleyes.livejournal.com 2003-07-18 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
(1) The guy who invented all of the plastic and sticky wrappings that come on new CD's that it takes forever to get off.

(2) My orthodontist, waiting with lasers and wires

(3) 24 hour program of watching my ex boyfriend be all lovey dovey with his new girlfriend.
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[identity profile] flummoxicated.livejournal.com 2003-07-18 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Horrible shag carpet, probably burnt orange - very bad interior design in general.
2. All the food you hate.
3. Scientologists.
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