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[captain_slinky]

What three things do you expect you will see once you get to Hell (assuming that there IS a Heaven and a Hell regardless of your own personal beliefs or lack there of, and that NO ONE is perfect enough to make it in to Heaven)?

For me, it's

(1) Many Religious leaders going "Crap! I was wrong!"

(2) DJ Jazzy Strom Thurmond & His Funky Bunch spinning the tunes

(3) Pastel colors EVERYWHERE.

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[opaleyes.livejournal.com]

(1) The guy who invented all of the plastic and sticky wrappings that come on new CD's that it takes forever to get off.

(2) My orthodontist, waiting with lasers and wires

(3) 24 hour program of watching my ex boyfriend be all lovey dovey with his new girlfriend.

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[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Number 3 hurts! "Coming up next on the Lovey-Dove network, 6 straight hours of him doing things for her that he never would have done for you! Then at 10 it's everybody's favorite Game Show, 'What's She Got That I Haven't Got?' Then stay tuned for 'All The Stuff That She Does That Should Totaly Piss Him Off But He Still Stays With Her'"

I may have to add that network to the cable line-up in *my* hell.

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[opaleyes.livejournal.com]

Darn straight. I made the mistake of reading her Live Journal once and that's basically what I got. The worst of it was, it was not a week after we broke up. UUUGHH.

[all-new-me.livejournal.com]

Or worse! YOU are wrapped in that nasty CD wrapping that you can't get off.... and you have to PEE!!

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[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I have no problems with urinating on myself when encased in clear clingy plastic. Don't ask how I know that. Just let it drop.

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[all-new-me.livejournal.com]

*backs away very quickly*

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[opaleyes.livejournal.com]

Oohh YIKES.