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[captain_slinky]

What three things do you expect you will see once you get to Hell (assuming that there IS a Heaven and a Hell regardless of your own personal beliefs or lack there of, and that NO ONE is perfect enough to make it in to Heaven)?

For me, it's

(1) Many Religious leaders going "Crap! I was wrong!"

(2) DJ Jazzy Strom Thurmond & His Funky Bunch spinning the tunes

(3) Pastel colors EVERYWHERE.

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[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Heaven exists merely to mock us. IOt's like most of the stuff in the Shraper image catalog - very cool looking, and yes it exists, but no one actually owns it.

I like your interpretation of Hell! My vision of Hell has always been the waiting room of a dentists office. No muzak. Pastel colors EVERYWHERE. Only one place to sit, a couch. But it's one of those odd couches that is so pretty you're not sure if you're allowed to sit on it because it might be a piece of art or an antique. A few magazines are there that you hav absolutley NO interest in. And there is only one other person in the room with you. That person is the person that you are only nice to because he or she is the boyfriend/girlfriend of one of your closest frineds. Even though you really can't stand this person, you put up with them for the sak of your good friend. you know that person? yeah, she's there. And she dosn't know that the two of you are in Hell together; she just thinks you're both waiting for the same Dentist.