The Perfect Gift!

For my Brother, Butch: A set of Michael Moore DVD's! Roger & Me, The Big One, and Bowling For Columbine!

(See, you have to know that my brother is a staunch Rush Limbaugh-esque hard-core capital "R" Republican in order to fully enjoy the humor of this post)

Work

I got a new job! It's a temp position, it's an unknown amount of hours per week, and it pays $9.25 an hour. It's on-call, with as little as one hour notice before work.

It's play testing X-Box games :)

So just to get this strainhg, I gotta type it out. See if it LOOKS as goofy as it sounds:

They're gonna PAY me to PLAY X-BOX GAMES ALL DAY LONG. I am going to MAKE MONEY, playing VIDEO GAMES. ALL. DAY. LONG!!!

I wonder if they'll let me do the game testing in my underwear, while watching Facts Of Life re-runs, and being served Krispy-Kreeme Donuts by a nekid Winonna Ryder. THAT would make it the PERFECT JOB :)

Playing Video Games for a living?

Hey! Who posted in this community about contacting VOLT to do some Temp video game testing? Whoever it was, speak up! I just got hired, and you're probably going to qualify for a referral bonus! I have orientation on Thursday,a nd they said I'll probably start working on Friday or Saturday! Thank you!

Playing Video Games for a living?

Hey! Who posted in this community about contacting VOLT to do some Temp video game testing? Whoever it was, speak up! I just got hired, and you're probably going to qualify for a referral bonus! I have orientation on Thursday,a nd they said I'll probably start working on Friday or Saturday! Thank you!

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"When Doves Cry" (by Prince)
How could you just leave me standing,
Alone in a world so cold?
Maybe you're just too demanding.
Maybe I'm just like my father--too bold.
Maybe you're just like my mother.
She's never satisfied.
Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like,
When doves cry.


Which 80's Song Fits You?
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(no subject)

"When Doves Cry" (by Prince)
How could you just leave me standing,
Alone in a world so cold?
Maybe you're just too demanding.
Maybe I'm just like my father--too bold.
Maybe you're just like my mother.
She's never satisfied.
Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like,
When doves cry.


Which 80's Song Fits You?
brought to you by Quizilla