Nearly driven to the use of Profanity.

Every time I'm sick for more than 3 days, Crystal insists on calling a Nurse to see what we should do.

EVERY STINKIN' TIME we do this, the Nurse says "You need to go to The Emergency Room NOW".

So last night we went to The Emergency Room fr my sleepiness, headache, tummy ache and weirdly sore hands.

Diagnosis was Dehydration and "a Virus". Go home, sleep, plenty of liquids, blah blah blah... all of this after an X-Ray, MRI and an IV full of some drug that I had an "Adverse Reaction" to.

My plan had already been to just stay at home, get plenty of rest, drink lots of fluids...