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A post by [livejournal.com profile] tfcocs posed the question of WHY a person who intends to spend most of their life outside of prison would POSSIBLY get a tattoo of a Marijuana Leaf on their lower arm. Quite frankly, i think that such tattoos are a GREAT idea, and would really help out prospective employers!

"Hmmmmm... who should we get to Babysit our son tonight? The Feterman girl who lives down the street, or this guy with a Pot tattoo on his - OH! There we go! Thank you, Mr. Cannius Smoker! You just made my decision for me!"

"Now where do you suppose we should eat tonight? I'm looking for a place that's cheap, good, and the portions are quite large. We *could* look in the newspaper for restaurant reviews, but... OH! I remember seeing a Pot Leaf tattoo on our new neighbors forearm! Let's go ask him! Hey, Tokey McBongenstein! Where would YOU suggest we go eat?"

So in a nutshell, sure the Tattoo would keep you from gettign any really good jobs or responsibility... but if Aliens were to invade and DEMAND that we tell them which is the GREATEST song ever recorded by Pink Floyd? You're our first line of defense, Stoney!

So here's my idea; Pot Leaf Tattoos for ANYONE WHO WANTS ONE, mandatory if you're arested for posession. I figure the line will be 'round the block with kids waiting to pay a $150 fine with time served and some Bitchin' ink!
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